PETOONYA

   There once was a damsel, Petoonya
   Her beau was a fellow called Joonya
   He was holding her hand
   As they strolled in the sand
   When he said please let me honeymoonya.


   Notes: 1983 Maine Writer's Conference Poem's on trees. It won 
          2nd prize in judges voting. I believe it was published
          in the Georgetown Weekly.