Team Names

A collection of fun team names...

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Scared Hitless
Hit for Brains
Full of Hits
Hit-heads
Hit-faced
Hit-eating grinners
Hitlist
Hitting bricks
Doesn't mean hits
Shoot the hits
A Case of the Hits
Blockheads
Block Magic
Block Market
Blockbusters
Two Blocks Away
Acme Roofing
Hit the Roof
Hit-men
Hit and Miss
The Triple Hits
Take a Hit
SWAT team
Balls out
By the Balls
Balls in an Uproar
The Sandeaters
The Sand Slingers
The Blazing Sunburns
The Bumping Maniacs
Tipping maniacs
Power tippers
Heads in the Sand
Way Out
We Could Carry Less
Carry On
Carry (Some) Clout
Tender Loving Carry
Major Carriers
Hit Me
Passing Fancy
Spiked Punch
Set for life
Serves you Right
Folly for Serve
Touch and Go
Touched!
Flying without a License
Vertically Challenged
Death at the Net
World Domination
Pure Energy
Dig this...
DV8 Now
Death from Above
Vision Quest
Lost Boys
Bad News
Set to Kill
Straight Down

PLAYS ON SETS/SEX

"Safe Sets"              "Sets On The Beach"      "Sloppy Sets"
"We Need Sets"           "Joy of Sets"            "Will Work For Sets"
"Kinky Sets"

TRICKY NAMES

"Bye"                    "Forfeit"                "Cancelled"
"Disqualified"           "No Show"                "Postponed"
"Rescheduled"            "Defaults"

ALL-STAR NAMES

"All-star Wrestling"     "B.O.B. - Best of Breed" "Team (night of week)"
"Team (name of league)"  "Team World Class"       "World Class."
"The Home Team"

VB NAMES

"S*M*A*S*H"
"Cheap Spikes and Dinks" "Block Party"            "Monster Spikes"
"Killer Serves"          "Set To Kill"            "Air Traffic Control"
"All-Net"                "Net Results"            "Setting Ducks"
"Caution: Low Roof"      "Diggin' and Swingin'"   "Over the top"
"Spin Doctors"           "Dirty Half Dozen"       "Wanted for Malicious Kills"
"Slam Dewey"             "Death By Bumping"       "Bump Uglies"
"Bulls Hitters"          "Mass Spikes"            "Court Jesters"
"Arm And Hammer"         "Blue Balls"             "Net Assets"
"Roofers"                "Sand Blasters"          "Sand Storm"
"Six Pack"

OBNOXIOUS NAMES

"In Your Face"           "15-0"                   "Dig This!"
"That Hurt?"             "You OK?"                "Block Or Bleed"
"This Won't Take Long"   "No Scrubs"              "See Ya"
"On Ya"                  "By Ya"                  "Sizzle your pits"
"Duck Or Bleed"          "Tattoo You"

LONG/MISC
 
"Six Guys Who Have Never Been in Cliff Clavin's Kitchen"
"Floor Essence" (several players had *REALLY* loud outfits)
"Knee-B-O" (for teams not washing their kneepads)
"We've made better passes in a bar..."
"Whiff, Shank, and Throw, Inc."
"We can't dig..."
"We've seen better digging in a graveyard..."
"Bob's Testosterone Hurt Patrol"
"Drunk, Stupid, and Clumsy"
"We always get it up"
"We dig 4-play"  (from a 3-woman team with a 4 person roster)
"It's gotta be da shoes"
 
"Thinks That Go Bump"
"Tinseltown Rebellion Band" (from a Frank Zappa album)
"Diggers With Attitudes"
"Zjmesj"                 "Maxi"                   "The Giraffes"
"Upperworld"             "Shambles"               "Blue Mould"
"Leapfrog"               "Walk-on"                "gosh!"
"The Home Team"          "2XSF"/"2XSV"            "dyskinesia"
"Size Matters"           "Thrill Seekers"         "pandemonium"
 
TEAM SPECIFIC
 
"Net Servers" (play on computer network servers)
"Ball Control" (Programmable Logic Controllers?)
"Illegal Animal Experiments" (for a medical/research team)
"Debating Society"
"Sun MicroSpikers"
"Civil Disobedients" <-- group of civil engineers
"Prime Time Players"
"Badgers Armpit"

OBSCURE

Cogito Ergo Boom (We think, therefore we spike).

    The Good, The Bad, and You

    Twelve Bad Knees	(masters team)

    The Uncardables	(go ahead, I double-dare you)
    Cardable Sins
    Cardable Errors
	etc ...
    Aural Six		(team of ear doctors, or possibly piano tuners)

	Bump Set XXXXXX
	Bump set Wound
	bump set Dismember
	bump set Decapitate
	bump set Impail (can't remember the spelling and I'm away from my D)
	
Team Ibuprofen

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